Monday, 15 December 2008

• Golf things that sound dirty but aren't

  
  
  10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
  
  9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
  
  8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
  
  7. Look at the size of his putter.
  
  6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
  
  5. Mind if I join your threesome?
  
  4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
  
  3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
  
  2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
  
  1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.
  
  
  
  
  

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